Welcome to the laugh-out-loud guide that’s going to transform you from a clumsy ash-dumping rookie to a cigar-wielding connoisseur with more class than a tuxedoed cat at a jazz concert. Ever wondered how to avoid looking like a complete novice while puffing away? Or maybe you’re just tired of setting off smoke alarms with your dramatic lighting techniques? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

In this guide, we’ll cover everything from lighting up without looking like a fire hazard, to the delicate art of not turning your cigar into a drool-soaked mess. And yes, we’ll even explain why sticking a cigar up your nose is a definite no-no, unless you’re auditioning for a very niche circus act. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your way to becoming the James Bond of the cigar world!